cloud-n9ne:

bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date


😂

cloud-n9ne:

bikinipowerbottom:

me on the first date

😂

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myrafuckinghindley:

Aileen Wuornos says goodbye to the judge after being sentenced to death.

myrafuckinghindley:

Aileen Wuornos says goodbye to the judge after being sentenced to death.

+ 9436

sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

+ 50138

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

image

image

+ 340681

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

+ 119233
crgasmic:

more romantic/soft porn here

crgasmic:

more romantic/soft porn here

+ 24826
+ 154084

+ 125326

+ 193745
  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food
+ 112965
+ 4777
  • Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.
+ 243861
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